You Cannot Be Serious

You Cannot Be Serious

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The speakers examine the implications of the US midterm elections, focusing on Donald Trump's continued executive power and allegations of voting irregularities in Texas. The discussion covers political tensions regarding the Iran war, criticisms of Hollywood elites, and the impact of migration. The episode also features a detailed debate regarding the legal case against Russell Brand, weighing his potential sentence against other high-profile cases and speculating on whether the prosecution is politically motivated. Finally, the conversation touches upon the status of Helen Haynes and compares the media coverage of Brand to the treatment of Julian Assange.

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It was a decent loss, but it makes no difference how big the decent loss is because he is the president and has control of both houses of Congress or Parliament until January and he can enact anything he likes

00:01:10 · The speaker explains why the scale of the midterm losses does not immediately strip Trump of his legislative influence.

The person who won Texas got a million votes more than Kamala Harris in the last election. They said that's almost a physical impossibility to get a million votes.

00:05:30 · The speakers discuss claims of potential irregularities regarding vote counts in Texas.

They are nothing more than turds in a bowl of chocolate eclairs. Their stench is overpowering.

00:14:51 · The speaker uses a colorful metaphor to express intense disdain for the hypocrisy of Hollywood elites.

It smells like a political persecution, you know, the kind of which, you know, you might see in a witch trial

00:21:24 · The speaker suggests that the legal actions against Russell Brand are driven by political motives rather than justice.

People have commented that it's interesting that Russell Brand can be charged over essentially just groping somebody from 20 years ago, but no one on the Epstein list has been charged.

00:29:57 · The speaker highlights a perceived inconsistency in how the legal system handles sexual misconduct allegations.

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Episode 387 - Part 2 - Mid / Long Term

The speakers examine the implications of the US midterm elections, focusing on Donald Trump's continued executive power and allegations of voting irregularities in Texas. The discussion covers political tensions regarding the Iran war, criticisms of Hollywood elites, and the impact of migration. The episode also features a detailed debate regarding the legal case against Russell Brand, weighing his potential sentence against other high-profile cases and speculating on whether the prosecution is politically motivated. Finally, the conversation touches upon the status of Helen Haynes and compares the media coverage of Brand to the treatment of Julian Assange.

11 nov. 2026
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Episode 387 - Part 1 - Adelaide, Victoria, Australia

The hosts discuss various sporting topics, including the potential return of golfers to the PGA and the impact of moving MotoGP to Adelaide. The conversation also covers niche sports like tractor pulling, the logistical challenges of large vehicles in European cities, and the future of combustion engines. The speakers express skepticism regarding the transition to electric vehicles and wind energy, alongside criticisms of Australian politics, specifically targeting the Victorian state government. The episode concludes with discussions on the fallout from the 'sandpapergate' cricket scandal, the potential for political backlash regarding a proposed statue of Dan Andrews, and the motivations behind widespread urban vandalism.

11 nov. 2026
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Episode 386 - Part 1 -The Cup, Parasites, Kimi

The speakers examine rising political violence and civil unrest in Europe and Australia, linking mass migration to the destabilization of Western civilization. The discussion critiques government spending on the Commonwealth Games, the economic impact of renewable energy, and the cultural implications of 'Welcome to Country' ceremonies. The episode also covers various social shifts, from the influence of seasonal holidays to legal controversies involving the 'Pullman Five' and alleged lawyer extortion. The conversation concludes with speculation regarding a recent plane crash near Mar-a-Lago and an overview of upcoming political and news developments.

04 nov. 2026
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Episode 385 - Part 2 - Illogical AFL

The speakers discuss the irony of historical tourism in Germany and Russia, contrasting it with the social ostracization of the 'Pullman Five' AFL players. They also critique the AFL's decision to discontinue opening round games at the MCG and the perceived lack of self-awareness in women's football administration. The conversation continues with a criticism of Australian rules football management, arguing that recent changes to traditions and scheduling are alienating long-term supporters. The episode also covers the auction of Ron Barassi's memorabilia collection and concludes with an announcement regarding an upcoming film festival.

28 okt. 2026
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Episode 385 - Part 1 - UPDATED Political Wrap

The speakers address recent podcast personnel updates, clarifying that Wayne Carey has not resigned, before moving into a discussion on rising political tensions and the attack on Victorian politician Helen Haynes. The conversation explores the impact of radical Islamism on Australian society and examines various social and political issues. The episode further covers government corruption rankings, the economic impact of wind farming, and new drug testing policies in the AFL. Finally, the hosts discuss scandals within the Greens Party, religious tragedies in Kenya, and the growing influence of One Nation in upcoming Victorian elections.

28 okt. 2026