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It’s the distant future of 2013! The sentinels have taken over and most of the X-Men are dead. There’s only one option for survival: send Kitty Pryde’s mind back into her teenage body. Can our heroes stop the assassination of Senator Robert Kelly and save the future? Who is Mystique? Why is her new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants so FABULOUS? All this and more in this week’s issue! Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

RIP Jean Grey, we remember her fondly at her funeral... except no, Scott recounts the entire history of the X-Men in this issue. They X-Men don't have time to remember their fallen friend, we need to get this all out of the way and head back to CANADA! Wolverine has unfinished business with Alpha Flight and his old friends, James and Heather MacDonald Hudson. Before we can deal with that, we need to deal with another foe from Logan's past: the Wendigo! Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast It's another very special episode, as your favourite eX-Men answer YOUR questions! What are our future plans for the podcast? What runs and titles are we looking forward to? Which X-Men characters do we read as trans? Why does Alex Summers even exist? Will Beth REALLY like Dazzler this time around? All these answers and many more in this week's issue! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast The saga ends here! It's Dark Phoenix Part 3 as the cosmic entity within Jean Grey transforms her from the heart and soul of the X-Men into a being of pure destruction. As she cuts down her teammates and blasts into space, she devours the sun of the D'Bari system... wiping the broccoli people from existence in mere minutes. But still, she hungers. Will the X-Men survive her return to Earth? What will happen when the Shi'arr arrive to avenge the genocide? Will Charles Xavier help in any way whatsoever? Find the answers to all this and more in this Giant-Size eX-Men adventure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast X-Men 132 - 134 With the Hellfire Club revealed to our heroes, they decide they need to meet their enemies on their own ground: at a Hellfire party in the Inner Circle's New York base. However, the Hellfire Club are prepared for them. Mastermind is able to convert Jean Grey fully into the Black Queen, and the X-Men are quickly captured by one of their own. With a battle on the astral plane striking Cyclops down, will the X-Men be able to defeat the Inner Circle? (They can). Will Jean shake off her brainwashing? (She will). Will Jason Wyngarde get what's coming to him? (He absolutely will and it will be soooooo awesome!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast X-Men 129-131 The Dark Phoenix Saga is here! With Banshee retired and the X-Men reunited, our merry mutants return to the mansion. Charles Xavier has return, but there's no time to worry about that! Cerebro has detected two new mutants: the teenager Kitty Pryde in Illinois and the DISCO QUEEN, Dazzler, in New York City. The X-Men split up only to be ambushed by their new foes, The Hellfire Club, at both locations. With their teammates captured, the remaining X-Men must take on a new foe to save them: The White Queen... Emma Frost! Can the X-Men survive this new and mysterious threat? And will Jean Grey make it through the experience with her own self intact? Join us for the beginning of this epic 3-part saga! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

X-Men 125-128 A phone call changes everything…Jean Grey is alive! When Cyclops finds out, it’s jetspeed towards Muir Island. But something sinister lurks there, Mutant X…Moira MacTaggert’s secret son…Proteus has escaped! He heads towards Edinburgh devouring lives and warping reality, can the X-Men defeat this new villain when their enemy defies the laws of reality itself? Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

www.patreon.com/eX_MenPodcast Back from their adventures abroad, the X-Men return to the mansion to reset... but their respite is short-lived. A cameo from Spider-Man can't save our merry mutants from the psychotic killer Arcade and his MURDERWORLD! A high-tech theme park with deathtraps designed to kill each of the X-Men. Our heroes may survive their own individual fates, but can they survive their own teammate, Colossus, who undergoes KGB brainwashing to become THE PROLETARIAN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The X-Men's globetrotting adventures continue as they find themselves in Japan, faced with the villainous Moses Magnum who wants to sink Japan FOR REASONS UNKNOWN. Can the X-Men defeat this madman with the help of their proud and irritable former teammate, Sunfire? Adventures ensue, but Banshee plays a heavy price for his part in the action. Then, the merry mutants must return to Wolverine's homeland, the great white North of Canada to face off with a new group of foes... the government sanctioned super team, Alpha Flight! Many of the X-Men are captured, but Cyclops is willing to get them back at any cost... even if it's over Alpha Flight's dead bodies! Will the X-Men succeed against the highest advancements of Canadian technology? I sure hope so, they need to get home! Join the Patreon! www.patreon.com/cw/eX_MenPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The X-Men are DEAD! ...actually, no, they're alive and well in the SAVAGE LAND! What is the Savage Land? A prehistoric ecosystem hidden deep within the depths of Antarctica, complete with dinosaurs roaming the earth. How is this possible? Don't worry about it! Our heroes are too busy surviving the prehistoric landscape. No they're not! They're too busy fighting Sauron. No they're not! They're too busy stopping Garrock the Petrified Man who is also a Sun God in his high-tech citadel! All this while Jean, Beast and Chuck have to come to terms with the apparent deaths of their loved ones. Days pass, and we're taking a trip to the past, as Charles captivates us with a tale of his first encounter with Amahl Farouk, the notorious Shadow King, in Cairo many decades ago. Can Charles defeat his enemy in psychic battle on the astral plan? Can Beth and Seanny survive the plot whiplash of these four issues? Let's find out together! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the strangest show on earth as the girls try to make sense of why Mesmero has brainwashed the X-Men into becoming circus performers. Don’t worry about it though! Magneto doesn’t have time for it either as he disposes of Mesmero and imprisons the X-Men in his own sick, twisted and slightly saucy revenge. Will the X-Men meet their end in the clutches of the problematic robot nanny? Join the eX-Men and find out! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Xmas was over a month ago, WHO CARES!? The girls are celebrating the holidays anyway with their most unhinged issue yet. In this retrospective episode, we look back over all the issues we’ve read so far (Giant Size X-Men 1 up to X-Men 110). Tier list! Fashion rankings! And, you’ve waited long enough, the first ever eX-Men Podcast BOYFRIEND DRAFT! Come lose your mind with us. In this episode: -Beth takes her style to a new level. -Seanny cooks up some epic new graphics -Chuck Xavier catches zero breaks -Krakoa finally gets some recognition! -Jean and Storm are fashion icons -John Byrne gets what he deserves -and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The X-Men are back from space, but even home in the mansion, they don't get a break. As the team try to have a relaxing picnic by the lake, a ghost from Logan's past attacks: CAPTAIN CANADA! Wait... (checking my notes)... I mean, WEAPON ALPHA! With that threat dealt with, maybe the mutants can finally unwind with a game of baseball? NOPE! The X-Men can't even call a telephone repairman without having their own Danger Room turned against them. Will the team ever get a break? Not this week! But at least Beth and Seanny get to take joy in their suffering. In this issue: -Chuck continues to be a sick freak. -Nightcrawler is a literal angel. -Jean comes out to her parents! (Good for her!) -Baseball is here! …but Logan strikes out with Jean (what a loser -Canada's superheroes just ain't it! -Seanny gives Beth a nice surprise. -We unlock a new piece of Beth lore. -and much more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The girls are LOSING their MINDS! Beth is back from Tasmania and not mentally prepared to deal with whatever the hell is going on in Bill Mantlo’s fill in issue. Our merry mutants must face off with themselves! Again! Don’t worry about it! Luckily, Claremont returns by sending the X-Men into space where they face the Imperial Guard, wind up inside the M’Kraan crystal, and knit the fabric of the entire universe back together. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! It’s no biggie. I love this comic but my brain hurts! In this issue: -Xavier is a bad, bad boy! -Logan gets some new duds. -Jean is literally unstoppable as Phoenix and can apparently do anything! -The Starjammers arrive! -Scott’s parentage is revealed. -John Byrne arrives and we’re just going to have to deal with it. Beth reveals the secrets of her past (in some adorable anecdotes). -Seanny reveals that Witches In Britches is alright, actually. -and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What is EVEN GOING ON!?!? Our merry mutants commit Grant Theft Hovercraft to reach Muir Island. However, their arch nemesis, the gentleman named MAGNETO is already there. They’re good kids, but Cyclops hasn’t prepared them for this! Making their escape, they plunge headfirst into battle with Firelord, the (former) herald of Galactus and just a big of a hot-head as you would imagine. I don’t know what’s happening and I don’t want to. Just enjoy the ride! In this episode: -Cyclops turns the X-Men into COWARDS (Wolverine isn’t impressed) -Colossus goes Disney bully mode -Jean’s parents have a terrible day -Seanny leans into the puns -Beth is in her pyjamas -5ive RETURNS! -and much more Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Enter: The Phoenix! …but don’t worry about it because the X-Men are heading to Ireland. With Jean hospitalised since returning from space and Scott staying with her, our new recruits return to Banshee’s childhood home of Cassidy Keep. Will the new team hold their own against black sheep from their own families: Sean’s cousin, Black Tom Cassidy, and Charles’ brother, the unstoppable JUGGERNAUT! …perhaps Ireland itself will send help! In this episode: -Leprechauns!! ‘Nuff said! -Logan is unlucky in love -Colossus gets a personality -Scott stands up to his father figure -Seanny raises her standards -Beth gets us CANCELLED!! …REPEATEDLY!! -and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Across three epic issues, the girls meet the sentinels and explore the mutant metaphor. Our team of merry mutants just want to enjoy Christmas in NYC, but the Sentinels will not allow it! In a whirlwind of story beats, the X-Men find themselves in space facing off against... their own former allies? How will the team survive and how will they make it back to earth? In this episode: -Colossus has a trauma flashback that could have been easily avoided. -Scott and Jean's relationship has its highest highs and its lowest lows. -Seanny survives another chaotic edit. -Beth's hormone prescription changes. -The girls get emotional and tears will flow! -and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our very special Halloween issue, the X-Men face Kierrok, the Shatterer of Souls, as a cairn (whatever that is) unleashes demons on the Xavier school grounds. Can the X-Men defeat the beast while mourning the loss of their teammate last issue? Then, friends become enemies, brothers are at each other’s throats, as a new and mysterious villain enters the fray. Will the X-Men, and Kennedy Airport, ever be the same? The girls find out (and look good doing it) in our very special dress-up episode. In this episode: -We experience the tonal whiplash of unfiltered Claremont. -Cockrum gets METAL!!! -Beth takes a stand against the people living in her dms. -Seanny makes a powerful and moving speech. -Our hosts dress up to enjoy Spooky Girl Christmas -and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: @exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s not a hoax! It’s not a dream! In this episode… an X-Man DIES! The girls continue their adventures with the merry mutants, reading Chris Claremont’s debut double header in the title: X-Men 94 & 95. It’s a whirlwind of fights, feelings and fiery demises as the X-Men’s newest recruits learn the devastating cost of their line of work. In this episode: - Chris Claremont makes his debut! Can we decipher the prose? -Your dreams come true as Beth middle parts her hair (with stellar results!) -Seanny falls in and out of love with the X-Men’s newest foe. -An X-Man will die, BUT WHO?? -and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our GIANT-SIZED first issue, the girls meet our all new, all different cast of characters from around the globe. X-Men new and old collide as they come face-to-face with an unexpected foe… if they can survive meeting each other first. In this episode: We proclaim the new MAIN CHARACTER of the X-Men Beth alludes to her knowledge of 90s hip-hop Seanny has beef with children in comic books and much more! Follow the eX-men! Insta + TikTok: exmenpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What does X-Men mean to us? We are Beth and Seanny, nice to meet you! In our debut episode, we begin X-ploring the X-Men by discussing what they mean to us and what we’re excited to see. We can’t wait to bring you on this journey with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.